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March 20th, 2008

...... @ 12:27 am

Current Location: my lab
Current Mood: lethargic
Current Music: Holly Dolly - Dolly Song

Met this new guy. Shadowsinger. Kept wanting to call him 'Shadowslinger', with an l. Pretty nice mech. We got overcharged on hi-grade. It was awesome. I think I might have done me pirate voice again. Not sure. Everything's a little fuzzy.

Now I gotta clean up my lab. We totally trashed the place. Did I mention that it was awesome?
 

December 7th, 2007

LOL @ 10:35 pm

Current Mood: drunk
Tags:

Highgradhe is funnn. Thhatsh allll. 


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December 3rd, 2007

And now I'm back from battle @ 10:19 pm

Current Location: my lab
Current Mood: depressed
Current Music: some Earthen slag Loki gave me...
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 ....And I can't believe that I lost my mind again... I just.... I can't seem to stop what happens to me when I start laying mines and throwing grenades.... it's a sort of.... I don't know, energon-induced craze or something.... and sooner or later.... someone's gonna get killed because of me.... probably sooner..... I nearly got Loki and Stormeye offlined today... almost hit both of em with grenades.... punched Loki in the face I think.... cussed at her a lot, too....

And Stormeye? I almost blew her up. Thought she was one of the other Seekers that was attacking us.... threw one of my new sticky-bombs at her.... was pure luck I missed. One of the Seekers shot my arm just before I threw. Saved Stormeye's life, though I'm sure he doesn't know it. All I did was send her off-balance for a couple moments... nothing more.... thank Primus.... yannow.... that Seeker looked a little familiar though, like maybe.... nah... I'm probably reading into things too much....

Fraggit.... I need some high-grade.... or maybe I should mix random chemicals together and light em on fire.... yeah... maybe I'll be able to make that pretty cyan color again....
 

So, here I am.... @ 08:57 pm

Current Location: some Earthen canyon
Current Mood: excited
Current Music: my imagined sounds of the sweet agony to come....

 ...Cleaning up my lab yet again.

Not that I mind. It's fun, seeing what the explosions do to the stuff in my lab. Makes it easy to figure out what a bomb of the same configuration will do to whoever happens to get in its way. Only thing is, sometimes important stuff gets lost/destroyed/whatever. Like right now, for example,  I'm missing my Triburner and a flux capacitor. They're not rare parts, thank Primus, otherwise I might have to wait for orns to get replacements.

Plus my slagging heatwave generator malfunctioned.... it was what overheated the chemicals in the first place, of course, go figure.... but it did make the prettiest combination of this bright pink and cyan.... mmmm....

....Maybe I should pick up some paint and put some cyan on my frame.... it's quite a nice color.... not as nice as lime green of course, but....hmmm....

'Course, it'll have to wait until after. See, Loki's volunteered to take me and Stormeye on a parts-finding mission.... heh heh heh.... oh Primus this will be fun....

Perhaps I'll write something else after I come back from slagging a few mechs.... yeah... that sounds like fun.... hehehe....
 

November 30th, 2007

(no subject) @ 07:54 pm

Current Location: My lab
Current Mood: thoughtful
Current Music: Storm's wonderful singing voice

I think I'm feeling a little thoughtful right now.

Kind of strange for me, really. I figure that if I talk to any of my crewmates they'll look at me like I've grown a second head or something. And besides, I'd probably freeze up when talking to them, social interactions aren't really my strong point....

Have you ever wondered what you're like in an alternate universe or whatever? I know I have. A lot, actually. I'm probably a Decepticon in most of them, you know. Really, if Loki or Stormeye or Xobit Prime - especially Prime - were offlined, I think... well, I'd probably go over to the 'Con side, disguise myself as a mech - Pit, I'd probably forcefully reformat myself into a mech - and I'd be perfectly happy blowing Autobots skyhigh. I'd love it, in fact. I might even be happier doing that then I am here on the Nerdene Hyrde.

Truthfully I don't care all that much about the Autobot cause. I don't see the point of it all. Sure, freedom is nice and everything, but who's to say Optimus' way is the best way? Why is Megatron the evil one? Okay, he did order the termination of thousands of femmes and sparklings in the Floatila Massacre, which is something I'd never condone even if I were a mech... but still. Maybe "Peace Through Tyranny" is the best way. Only Primus knows... if he even exists....I'm gonna make my processor overload with all this philosophical slag...

....

I think I'll go work on that prototype EMP grenade some more.... blowing myself up is always a nice distraction.... or in this case getting myself paralyzed for joors so I can't even call for Wishmaster... fraggit....

 

November 27th, 2007

First Home: My Lab. Second Home: Wish's Medbay @ 10:17 pm

Current Location: In Wish's Medbay...
Current Mood: excited
Current Music: The alarms in said medbay...

Blowout, once again, has almost blown herself up. This time it was only a small grenade, but even so she was badly injured and has been stuck in the medbay for almost an orn. By now, she's going stir-crazy stuck in the bay, but the CMO won't let her out. "Lokiiiiiiiiii...." she whines, fixing the 2iC with a pouty expression, "Can't you get Wish' to let me out of the 'bay early? Pleeeease?"

Loki grinned, "Yes ma'am sista'" She picked up one of the nearby gadgets and shook it, "What’s this do?"

Blowout would have done a happy dance if her legs weren't still in the process of repairing themselves. "YEY THANKS LOKI I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND EVER I MEAN IT YOU'RE SO AWESOME!" she swept the larger dinobot up into a hug, grinning hugely and ignoring the fact that she had been specifically ordered by the CMO not to exert herself. After sufficiently calming down, she studied the object Loki held in one hand, then shrugged. "Slagged if I know what it does, Wish' is reeeeeally protective of his stuff, he won't let me near any of it, huh I wonder why...."

"Hehe no problemo sista' o' mine," She paused for a few minutes and almost winced at the sight of her friends legs. "Calm down sis please I don't want to be stuck in here with you if Wish' finds out!" The dinobot flipped the little device up into the air, "Ya' know I wonder what she would do if he found meh-" She was cut off by the object exploding in her hands and being thrown across the room hitting the wall hard.

Blowout almost jumped off her berth to get to her 2iC. "LOKI! are you okay?! Please say you're okay, I mean it would be nice to have some company in here once in a while but I don't want you to be hurt or anything because that would really not be good since Prime needs her 2iC-" realizing she's babbling, Blowout clamps her mouth shut with a snap and stares anxiously at the dinobot, wishing she could get up.

A broken, "Owwwww" came from Loki and she got up, "Yo Blowout... why's the room spinning? And is this how ya' feel when yer' experiments blow up? It's so not fun." She stumbled over to her friend and leaned on the wall next to her, "Is Wishmaster gonna be back soon? My head hurts..."

Blowout lets a whoosh of air out of her vents in relief. "Actually it doesn't hurt or anything when my stuff explodes, I guess I was created to handle it since I used to be a minesweeper after all-" she quickly cuts herself off again; with a touch of pride, she realizes she's getting better at stopping her babbling. "I don't know when Wish'll be back, the last thing he said to me before he left was that he wanted to get Prime in for a checkup or something.... hey want me to take a look at your head?" she finishes brightly, grinning hugely.

"I dunno ya' kinda blow up everything you touch... oh what the pit I guess so... everything's kinda fuzzy..." The dinobot some how made it to Blowout's berth and sat on it 'blinking.' After a few minutes she spoke, "Wish's gonna kill me dude..."

Blowout pulls her head out of Loki's inner workings, giving her a quizzical stare even though the dinobot can't see it from this angle. "Nah he's used to it by now I mean I'm always sneaking in here and stealing his stuff- I mean.... yeeeah, you never heard me say that..." wincing, she delves back into Loki's cranium and swiftly reconnects some loose wires. "There all done I think how's your vision now?"

"You do what?!... eh whatever just don't get caught, that's much better thanks." She sat up and pulled the only chair big enough and sat down, "Yes it's much better." Loki twisted her kneck around and worked the kinks out. "I think next time I get injured I'm comin' ta' ya' ya' dont hit me with wrenches or other painful weapons."

Blowout quirks an optic ridge at her friend. "Well you're different from all the other 2iC's i've met before, not that I've met very many but still you get my point, I mean have you ever met that Prowl guy, he's sooo strict but yannow he's kinda cute too, but he's already bonded right-?" Blowout stops herself yet again and grins. "Thanks for the vote of confidence Loki, I mean you're the only one that isn't totally afraid I'd blow em up, seriously though, I don't blow EVERYTHING I touch up.... just the majority of it...."

"Oh yeah I met that stuffy old-," She cleared her intakes with a huff, "I mean... yeah he's bonded to a Jazz and yes I do mean special ops Jazz... both of them are... hawtt." Loki snorted and rolled her optics, "Sorral is a living time-bomb trust me shes loco on the yogo having her around well... I ain't 'fraid of gettin' blown up..." The dinobot laughed and patted her friend on the back.

Blowout is jerked forwards by the strength behind Loki's gentle pat, but she hardly notices. "Jazz, that Jazz, really?" she asks, optics wide, "You'd think they hated each other, they're total opposites after all, ya gotta wonder how they ever fell for each other in the first place... ohhh Loki ya wanna know who's cuter 'n both of em combined?" Blowout lets out a dreamy sigh, optics unfocused and processor obviously a million miles away.

Grinning widely Loki shrugged, "Yup THAT Jazz, dude they couldn't keep their hands off of each other... who?!? tellllll meeeeeee!" She giggle and waved her arms but paused, "Please don't tell me you're thinking of Wheeljack."

Blowout looks mortified. "WHEELJACK?! Loki... first of all he's waaay older than me... not that that makes a difference but whatever... and plus he was my engineering teacher back at the Academy he's kinda like a big brother or something to me...." she hesitates for a moment, then continues. "Actually I have the hugest crush on this mech... I met him only once, before the war really heated up... he was a DJ at this club but he isn't any more 'cuz when the club was destroyed he ended up joining the 'Cons...." she looks up at the dinobot towering above her. "Did ya ever meet a guy named Soundwave?" she asks with a grin, "Cuz he's the one I'm talkin' about."

Loki looked relieved "I was just makin' sure 'cause he's my creator's creator... I think? bleh anyyyyyway you mean the hot 'Con with a red visor and all them cute little psycho creations? Yeah me know him." She grinned back, "I've met him at a peace conference the guy had the emotion of a rock but he was so slagging hot.... mmmmmm I wanted to sink my teeth right in."

Blowout makes a sort of happy noise and snuggles against Loki's side. "He only had the one when I met him, the quadruped, Ravage I think it was and plus... he had a totally different personality, he was ummm kinda like Jazz actually.... or at least what I've heard Jazz's like... wonder what happened to change him so much...? And plus... who the lucky femme is, I mean there aren't very many of us femmes left on the Cons' side and with the Allspark missing...." she trails off, scratching absentmindedly at the temp-plating covering the wounds on her legs.

The dinobot nodded in agreement, "I heard that too kinda scary really but eh I've seen and heard worse." She shrugged nonlachantly and then pulled Blowout's hands away from the wounds, "No scratching... I know it sucks we need to find the Allspark soon or..." She trailed off and shook her head.

Blowout fidgets a little, obviously unused to this sort of serious conversation. "Yeah...I mean I know I like the 'Cons more than the rest of ya but still... Megatron's not the kind of guy I want to see take control of all Cybertronians... that'd be, well, a really slag-tastic orn, I think... for all of us."

Loki noticed and waved a hand in her friends direction, "I understand if ya' don' wanna talk 'bout it, but yeah yer' right, I reeeeeally hope he don't get to the Allspark first that would be veeeeerrryyy bad!"

"No kidding," Blowout replies with a relived sigh. "So.... what d'ya wanna talk about for a while then I mean you must have stuff to do since Prime's busy with hiding from Wish'... hey when ya see Prime, tell her to stop hiding in my lab okay, it's getting really annoying to go in there and find all my stuff messed up, sure it's messy already, but it's ordered chaos...."

"Uhh will do sis, and I have NO clue about what ta' talk about..." She let out a giggle and shifted in her seat before getting up, circling the room, and sitting back down. "Sorry I'm kinda anxious..."

The smaller femme tilts her head in curiosity, following the dinobot's movements. "Anxious? Why are ya anxious?" she thinks for a moment, then frowns. "How long was I out, is there a meeting with other Autobots or somethin? Are we visitin a planet for supplies, what?"

Loki shook her head, "We're going near 'Con territory to get to a port to yes get supplies... I'm always ner-" The sound of an alarm drowned out the rest of her words....

 

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